Rogue Sommelier

We're a few cards shy of a deck.  So what?

But if you're looking for a swashbuckling good time... turn to us!  Did you know that "The Rogue" is available for rent?  Well, he is!  Wine tastings, fundraisers, dog shows, Bar Mitzvahs.  No reasonable offer refused.  (Well, not exactly true... but it sounds good.)

He can (and has) put together a number of shows that people across the East Coast have enjoyed.  So please, consider putting "The Rogue" to work for you!

So how do you contact "The Rogue" and the devil-may-care group of pranksters putting this website together?

Well you don't.  At least not just this instant.

You see, we hate spam mail as much as you do... so we are setting up some special email contacts for you to use that... should the spambots get ahold of them, we can change them as easily as our soiled undergarments.

So hang in there just a bit longer.  Perhaps we'll have a good way to contact us come April Fools day.

How appropriate.